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Fred
08-20-2004, 08:41 AM
Damage control report; :shock:

1. Get me off this stupid computer
2. Spend day with the boy
3. Take boy to get card & gift
4. Meet for lunch with card & balloon
5. Clean house
6. Texas Roadhouse for dinner
7. Last hour card at dinner
8. Let her read the BBQ forum responses (this broke more ice than anything-she Laughed herA## off at you guys!
9. Still …….….was a lonely night
10. Won’t EVER do that again
Buckeye
08-20-2004, 09:25 AM
Glad yer still wif us, Fred :lol: :lol:......"Happy Anniversary, Mrs. Fred" 8)
Anonymous
08-20-2004, 09:38 AM
I know how it is spending too much time behind the barn, Fred. 8) I forget everything, too. Though, I have never forgotten our anniversary or her B-day...lol.

Everyone, mark your calendar so we can help Fred next year...lol.
redneck cooker
08-20-2004, 09:42 AM
Well Fred, Hard lesson learned, but I bet it wont happen again.....

Tx Raodhouse...nice playchoice...
jshively
08-20-2004, 09:54 AM
Well Fred, Hard lesson learned, but I bet it wont happen again.....

Tx Raodhouse...nice playchoice...

Not a bad place. The cowboy cut sirloin is all I ever order. Athough I can't stand their baked beans.
Woodman
08-20-2004, 10:03 AM
They actually have Texas Roadhouses in Tejas? I thought that would be kinda like havin an Olive Garden in Italy, or a Taco Bell in Mexico! Well Fred, glad yer wife didn't work ya over too bad. I know one guy (who will remain nameless but his initials are R ) who takes a terrible beatin on a regular basis. Shame. Woodman
1044
08-20-2004, 10:48 AM
He lives!!!!!

Well, I guess all is well, but you did cost me $50 by showing up alive.
Qjunkie will
08-20-2004, 10:51 AM
Man I love Teckus Roadhouse! Oh Happy Day Mrs Fred Smoker
jshively
08-20-2004, 11:14 AM
They actually have Texas Roadhouses in Tejas? I thought that would be kinda like havin an Olive Garden in Italy, or a Taco Bell in Mexico! Well Fred, glad yer wife didn't work ya over too bad. I know one guy (who will remain nameless but his initials are R ) who takes a terrible beatin on a regular basis. Shame. Woodman

Actually dated a girl who worked for Olive Garden and for her manager training she actually got to go Italy to the Olive Garden cooking school for a couple weeks.

Be hard to be in Italy and work though.
Mac
08-20-2004, 11:15 AM
Fred,

I haven't had access to the internet for awhile so I might have missed some previous posted comments about this issue. Are you saying that you forgot your anniversary?

Last time I did that it took 2 Carrots, the eating kind and 2 Karats, the diamond kind to get back into the house!

Sounds like you made out like a bandit!

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
redneck cooker
08-20-2004, 11:18 AM
1044, Be sure and send me a $50 money order..."NO" checks, thanks ole buddy!!
1044
08-20-2004, 12:19 PM
1044, Be sure and send me a $50 money order..."NO" checks, thanks ole buddy!!

I will. But, I kinda gotta do it lotto style. You will get $2.50 a year for the next twenty years. Or, I may choose option B and pay you in a lump sum. You get $25 in one single payment in 2029.

I'll let ya know just as soon as the committee meets. Unfortunately, there are no meetings scheduled at this time.

Not to worry though, my people will be in touch with your people. Until then, you'll just have to touch your people.
redneck cooker
08-20-2004, 12:31 PM
:shock: :shock: Touch who ....where..??? I'll settle for the $2.50 for the next 20 years, after taxes then I guess I'll receive a check for about a quarter per month??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Cal_BBQ Pit
08-20-2004, 12:42 PM
Glad you made it through Fred..........get a Palm Pilot and set the reminder 1 week in advance :D :D 8)
herper
08-20-2004, 01:53 PM
Fred glad you survived. next week send her a dozen roses then just smile when asked what they are for.
Herper
1044
08-20-2004, 04:52 PM
:shock: :shock: Touch who ....where..??? I'll settle for the $2.50 for the next 20 years, after taxes then I guess I'll receive a check for about a quarter per month??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Yes, that's right, two bits. However, there is the matter of postage. That's on your dime, er, well, with the handling charge it will cost you $19.95 per month. But, if you call within the next 10 minutes, I will include not one, but two quarters. And that's not all, if you call within the next two minutes, I will include 20 pence and 100 rubles.

1-800-BR549 aks fer Junior or Grampaw.
redneck cooker
08-23-2004, 10:57 AM
The phone should be ringing, pick it up afore time runs out!!! :shock: :shock: