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Zeeman
03-08-2005, 06:14 PM
Texana,

Broke into it like you suggested, if it's that good with a spoon I can't wait to try it on something easier to swallow...........hot stuff!!!!!
IIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Zee

Fire-it-Up
03-08-2005, 08:17 PM
your a brave man Z 8)

SCOTT
03-08-2005, 08:31 PM
Seems to me that cooking with it takes most of the heat outa it .....I eat it on peanut butter sandwiches and its not that hot to me....

Texana
03-08-2005, 08:41 PM
It aint that hot ... Zeeman is just a wus ....

Ok Zee .... try it with something, bread, cracker, cream cheese, peanut butter .... something ..


It aint that hot .......

gatorpit
03-08-2005, 09:06 PM
Just don't put it on your wife. She will find it hot. :shock: Crackers don't help. Just get in da way. :lol:

Mac
03-08-2005, 09:20 PM
Ritchie,

I found spreading a little cream cheese first on the wife then adding the "Jelly" makes it just about rite! :lol: :oops: :lol: :oops:

carnivore
03-08-2005, 10:48 PM
Just roll her in powdered sugar

Big Rob
03-08-2005, 11:23 PM
:shock:

Zeeman
03-09-2005, 12:19 AM
Ok Qbro's, I tried it all....it was all good....even good on the ribs I had for bedtime snack. One thing I want to pass on to ya'll is that where you test your jelly be sure your feather pillow don't have any holes in it :twisted:
IIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
ZeeMAN

Woodman
03-09-2005, 06:48 AM
Ritchie,

I found spreading a little cream cheese first on the wife then adding the "Jelly" makes it just about rite! :lol: :oops: :lol: :oops:

That reminds me of a story about a young lady I used to date, and a night eating jalapenos....................... :oops: Washin your hands don't work!!

Mac
03-09-2005, 08:06 AM
OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! :oops: :oops:

jshively
03-09-2005, 08:29 AM
Ritchie,

I found spreading a little cream cheese first on the wife then adding the "Jelly" makes it just about rite! :lol: :oops: :lol: :oops:

That reminds me of a story about a young lady I used to date, and a night eating jalapenos....................... :oops: Washin your hands don't work!!

Similar story but taking contacts out. Did it once making jerk pork with habernos. Hence why I have plastic gloves in my kitchen and oh yeah near the bed.

Zeeman
03-09-2005, 09:03 AM
Ok Qbro's, I tried it all....it was all good....even good on the ribs I had for bedtime snack. One thing I want to pass on to ya'll is that where you test your jelly be sure your feather pillow don't have any holes in it :twisted:
IIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
ZeeMAN

:shock: woke up this morning with a chicken in my bed, kinda looked like my wife :shock: :shock: GOOD JELLY!!!

TexLaw
03-09-2005, 09:10 AM
:shock:

redneck cooker
03-09-2005, 09:16 AM
Its really good to put on someone else's wife just not your own!! :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol:

Fire-it-Up
03-09-2005, 09:26 AM
:shock: :shock: :shock: I got to get me some of this stuff.

jshively
03-09-2005, 09:43 AM
Its really good to put on someone else's wife just not your own!! :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol:

You know Tex should change the logo to:
"Texas Jelly loved by strippers and cooks everywhere."

Grumpy Gator
03-09-2005, 10:19 AM
Is that Texas P*cker Jelly? :oops: :oops: :shock: :shock:

Texana
03-09-2005, 10:24 AM
Is that Texas P*cker Jelly? :oops: :oops: :shock: :shock:

Ouch ..... :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Mac
03-09-2005, 11:17 AM
Jeff,

Very good idea! :D :D

Texana,

Think of the marketing opportunities! You'll be the first one with a unique product in all the "Gentlemens" clubs!

GET HER DONE TEXANA! :wink:

Buckeye
03-09-2005, 11:43 AM
Jeff,

Very good idea! :D :D

Texana,

Think of the marketing opportunities! You'll be the first one with a unique product in all the "Gentlemens" clubs!

GET HER DONE TEXANA! :wink:

Down heer we call it "Womens Ballet" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :wink:

jshively
03-09-2005, 01:07 PM
Jeff,

Very good idea! :D :D

Texana,

Think of the marketing opportunities! You'll be the first one with a unique product in all the "Gentlemens" clubs!

GET HER DONE TEXANA! :wink:

Definately would probably tip more if it were apple jalapeno.

One up here smells like cotton candy and she always get a bigger tip.

Mac
03-09-2005, 01:16 PM
Jeff,

Kind of like marketing for the senses! 8)

jshively
03-09-2005, 01:17 PM
Jeff,

Kind of like marketing for the senses! 8)

Exactly!!!

Genius I tell you I walk out there hundred bucks poorer everytime and have no clue why but know I think it is because my sense of smell is overactive.

one crazy chic
03-09-2005, 01:28 PM
Very telling boys!! Jelly and powdered sugar. Cotton Candy strippers.

Thanks for that little journey to the dark side!! :lol:

Now - come towards the light. :wink:

herper
03-09-2005, 03:13 PM
Texana selling sex toys, who would have ever pictured that one. TPJ flavored condoms. Go Texana!!!!! how about strippers wrestling in Texas Pepper Jelly?? the man has a gold mine here. congratulations Tex
Herper

Mac
03-09-2005, 03:28 PM
Herper,

Brilliant, simply brilliant! How the heck did you guys lose that war? I'll never understand it. :shock: :shock:

OOPPSS - after I posted I realized herper was a Yankee! Sorry and NEVER MIND! :roll:

jshively
03-09-2005, 03:35 PM
Very telling boys!! Jelly and powdered sugar. Cotton Candy strippers.

Thanks for that little journey to the dark side!! :lol:

Now - come towards the light. :wink:

Never!!!! You light side people don't have as much fun.

one crazy chic
03-09-2005, 03:48 PM
:[/quote]

Never!!!! You light side people don't have as much fun.[/quote]

As a rule I make it a point to have fun wherever I happen to end up - but seriously - you guys knock yourselves out - I find it especially entertaining when ya'll start discussing Giada "GIANT HEAD" from Food Network. :lol:

Carry on - I'm all ears

one crazy chic
03-09-2005, 03:48 PM
This quote crap annoys the crap outa me - can't ever get it right!!

1044
03-09-2005, 04:05 PM
This quote crap annoys the crap outa me - can't ever get it right!!

Are you blonde? :P

jshively
03-09-2005, 04:06 PM
This quote crap annoys the crap outa me - can't ever get it right!!

Are you hitting the quote button?

If not all you need to do is have a ["quote"] [/"quote"] minus the " " and that will quote the text.

jshively
03-09-2005, 04:07 PM
Never!!!! You light side people don't have as much fun.

As a rule I make it a point to have fun wherever I happen to end up - but seriously - you guys knock yourselves out - I find it especially entertaining when ya'll start discussing Giada "GIANT HEAD" from Food Network. :lol:

Carry on - I'm all ears

I live the same way.

Giada is soon to be my ex-wife. I have this thing for Italian women.

one crazy chic
03-09-2005, 04:15 PM
This quote crap annoys the crap outa me - can't ever get it right!!

Are you blonde? :P

Beautiful and brunette - thank you very much. :D

Mac
03-09-2005, 04:18 PM
Tell it like it "TIS" One Crazy Chic! :wink: :wink:

one crazy chic
03-09-2005, 04:28 PM
Gotta run boys - goin to the Rodeo tonight with the hubbo and the kiddies.

Promise to drink a few cold ones for all of ya - enjoy the evening and
don't do anything I wouldn't do - which pretty much leaves your options wide open!! :lol:

TTFN

1044
03-09-2005, 04:30 PM
This quote crap annoys the crap outa me - can't ever get it right!!

Are you blonde? :P

Beautiful and brunette - thank you very much. :D

Rats! There went my well thought out theory.

Some days it don't even pays for me to thimk.

jshively
03-09-2005, 04:34 PM
Gotta run boys - goin to the Rodeo tonight with the hubbo and the kiddies.

Promise to drink a few cold ones for all of ya - enjoy the evening and
don't do anything I wouldn't do - which pretty much leaves your options wide open!! :lol:

TTFN

Have fun. No chance for trouble tonight for me.

Stupid server s**t.

Mac
03-09-2005, 04:43 PM
Sounds like "One Crazy Chic" is from Texas! Imagine that! 8)

redneck cooker
03-09-2005, 05:39 PM
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Texas Peper Jelly and Pole Rats :shock: :roll: what a combo....


No where else but Texas, boys and girls :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I want to fill out an application to be an outside /inside saleman :D :D :D :D :D :D

Texana
03-09-2005, 05:40 PM
I want to fill out an application to be an outside /inside saleman :D :D :D :D :D :D

What makes you qualified ???

redneck cooker
03-09-2005, 05:43 PM
Trust me :D :D Your gonna need a much bigger pot and some more cooks......

MMMMbbq
03-09-2005, 05:44 PM
Its really good to put on someone else's wife just not your own!! :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol:


hmmmmm...might have to try that one.

jshively
03-09-2005, 06:05 PM
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Texas Peper Jelly and Pole Rats :shock: :roll: what a combo....


No where else but Texas, boys and girls :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I want to fill out an application to be an outside /inside saleman :D :D :D :D :D :D

I could fill the talent dept.

Could even offer a lunch special. Buy a apple jalapeno chicken breast and gets breasts in your face.

redneck cooker
03-09-2005, 10:14 PM
I would rather have a pair in my face with Tex Pepper jelly all over them :!: :!: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

jshively
03-09-2005, 10:37 PM
I would rather have a pair in my face with Tex Pepper jelly all over them :!: :!: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

That is the joy for 10 bucks you could. See we loop them in with the cheap food and smell and then nail them with a surcharge to get the back room.

Years of research are finally paying off.

Smokin T
03-09-2005, 11:41 PM
Hmmmmm.......a new toy! T :lol:

Woodman
03-10-2005, 07:13 AM
TOYS???????? :shock:

Zeeman
03-11-2005, 05:03 AM
It aint that hot ... Zeeman is just a wus ....

Ok Zee .... try it with something, bread, cracker, cream cheese, peanut butter .... something ..


It aint that hot .......

Texana, I tried that pineapple halaburton jelly again last nite, it's still hot! :shock: I don't care what you say! :lol: Put it on some pork cooks.......nice hot however.
Going to try injecting some mudbugs with it and then grill them.....what you think? Can you help me with a patten on the idea?
Appreciate you man.
z

Woodman
03-11-2005, 06:44 AM
Zee, I'm guessin you would have no problem gettin a patent on that idea!! Woodreaux